When I was five, I came up with my own theme song that went like this

I’m gonna be a future celebrity/ I’m gonna make it to the top

I’m gonna show you what I can do, and there is no stopping me

All of the people who didn’t believe in me

Look at me/ I’m on your TV

What do you say now/ You must be crazy

I know it sounds like a Hannah Montana spinoff opening soul sucker, but it was my message to the haters that I had at a very young age.

It’s weird how when you’re young, you have the world at your fingertips and are completely clueless to that fact. When someone tries to break the news that you’re not gonna be a princess as your future career, you just say, “fuck you, I’m gonna be a damn princess.”

Now that I am at…