I try to swim a 1000 meters a day, five times a week.
For my age and limitations, that is the only exercise I can do.
To make the 100 laps go by quicker, I have little by little invented and memorized this rhyme.
I call it my Lap Trance.
If you take the time to listen to it done to a great tribal beat.. you will really know for sure how insane I truly am:):) and…how I drive myself crazier 5 times a week:):)

One One
One is a gun
no more guns
No more guns
not even one
The children now
are safe in schools
No more guns
not even one
No more guns
not even one

Two Two
they walk to school
they walk to school
in their shiny shoes
they walk to school
Two by two
in their shiny shoes
in their brand new shoes
in…